Reviewed by Asher Cummings

This is released at the same time as 'Sunday School Songs' and like that one it's very, very, very boring. Getting kids to sing these corny old songs about the Bible might please some of the grown ups but I'm eight and it didn't please me.

Also reviewed in CR33:
This album is similar to 'Toddler Tunes' except in this case it's Christian songs that are murdered. It's unfortunate that they never sing the alternative verse to "Row Your Boat" which goes "Row, row, row you boat gently down the stream/If you see a crocodile, don't forget to scream." Poetic justice would mean that said croc would eat these little singing stars and put an end to this unrelenting noise pollution. If you have children, you love them, and you want to start them on good quality music so that they grow into well adjusted adults who appreciate music. This isn't the place to start!
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Mike Rimmer

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